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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times

No way

Still no good

Still no good.

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Which race of women are the hottest?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Why did losers ban TikTok?

No go.

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.