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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:15

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times
No way
Still no good
Still no good.
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Which race of women are the hottest?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics